Need to get rid of some food?
Feeling too happy?
Want an excuse to punch someone...or something?
Use this interview with Bernie Madoff as your inspiration. The man's having a great time -- walking the circuit with spies and crime bosses, smiling at his groupies, making fun of his victims...
Oh yes, and feeling a great sense of relief because he doesn't have to keep up a sham. Now he can openly confess he enjoyed working over his rich (and trusting) clients.
Hmmm...wonder how they'll feel about that?