A dozen teacher replies, including this one:
Blazing Saddles? (Bet you're thinking about the sheriff right now...)
And 15 weird student comments, including this one:
When Daughter #1 was in elementary school, her teacher asked the kids to give their mom's favorite phrase. When Daughter told me about this, I was hoping for something nicey like "I love you" or "You're a sweetheart." Guess what she said?
"Now you stop that."