One of our most-done songs was Fred Waring's Fifty Nifty United States:
Donna Freedman came up with a cool Animaniacs' version of a similar song:
Shove over, "Louie Louie" and "Crimson & Clover" -- there are new contenders in that mental closet. Both these songs have a nasty habit of wandering into your head, and sticking there. Over and over and over...you might as well give up, memorize them, and get it over with.
On the plus side, you'll be fought over whenever you take a side for a trivia championship.
Only you'll have to sing through the entire song to find the answer you're looking for. In order.
Good luck, from a fellow sufferer.