Saturday, May 30, 2015

Home Security, the Bubba Way

Need a good security system, but are short on cash? Try this one:


1.  Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2.  Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3.  Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 

4.  Leave a note on your door that reads:


Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.  Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
      I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.



(passed on from friend Bert. See if you can get through it without laughing!)


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