I'm here...just putting fires out for a few days. I may be the only one in the state who was assaulted by Sasquatch this week. I was pulling books off a shelf when the metal Bigfoot sign we own zoomed out, knocked my glasses off and cut me under the eye. Got the start of a nice shiner, too. Thanks, Big Guy.
The sign that caused all the trouble in the first place. We occasionally put this by our front door.
(Yes, it's going in the trailer, too.)