Now I've Heard of Everything...

 Walmart.com is selling 'saint candles' of Donald Trump.

I am not making this up.

Along with St. Christopher, Jude and other saint candles...you'll find everything from Saint Obama to Beyonce. Saint Kamala Harris isn't slighted, either. You'll need to be extra-dedicated for these personages, though: they're $24.95 or more each, versus the usual $1.57 for everyday saints.

Megan Thee Stallion...well, I don't get it. 

(But Li'l Wayne is one of the other choices.)

Stormy Daniels. A saint? Really??

And 'Soul Sticks,' whatever the heck that is. Go here and take a look. 

Or cut to the chase, and go right to 'celebrity prayer candles.'

I have a special place in my heart for the Virgin of Guadalupe,

after visitng her cathedral at Puerto Vallarta.