Walmart.com is selling 'saint candles' of Donald Trump.
I am not making this up.
Along with St. Christopher, Jude and other saint candles...you'll find everything from Saint Obama to Beyonce. Saint Kamala Harris isn't slighted, either. You'll need to be extra-dedicated for these personages, though: they're $24.95 or more each, versus the usual $1.57 for everyday saints.
Megan Thee Stallion...well, I don't get it.
(But Li'l Wayne is one of the other choices.)
Stormy Daniels. A saint? Really??
Or cut to the chase, and go right to 'celebrity prayer candles.'
I have a special place in my heart for the Virgin of Guadalupe,
after visitng her cathedral at Puerto Vallarta.
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Update: The Brick enjoys listening to the Patriot Channel on Sirius. Now they're advertising Trump cologne -- 'Fight Fight Fight.' I am also not making this up.
"Crafted for those who stand tall, this bold scent delivers rich, robust notes that leave a lasting impression. It’s not just a cologne—it’s a symbol of resilience. Inspired by Trump’s relentless drive, wear it with pride and confidence."
Shouldn't it smell a little sweaty too, then? Just pondering here.
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