The Brick thinks they're silly. He's right -- they're ridiculous.
Let's look at some more.
This previous one always makes me think of my quilting hunk. The Brick's anniversary present this year was a promise to do the dishes all the time, including loading/unloading the dishwasher.
Lest that doesn't seem like much, wait for a night when you're on deadline, and the counters are piled high. You'll change your mind -- fast.
and if you're tired of Mr. Moony Face, there's always:
Now I have to get some work done.