Smoke Gets In Your Eyes...

 From the annals of parenthood:

Me: What should you do if you see smoke?

6-year-old: Ask what you're cooking.

I would laugh harder at this -- except at our old house, the smoke alarm invariably went off, just as I was finishing up meal prep. The family thought that was hilarious and started announcing, "Ooo, supper's ready!"

Smack.

Hey, if it gets them to the table...