The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
She texted: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
(He must have been an engineer.)
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