Emergency!

 There's a real crisis brewing. 

The whole pumpkin issue is back again -- and flavoring everything this fall, from coffee to baked goods.

And a lot of people are loving it.

But worse is coming.

Kraft is now offering a pumpkin spice-flavored version of its classic macaroni and cheese.

Groan.

For those of us pumpkin-pie-and-that's-it believers, this has terrifying implications.

Does this mean a disastah of Biblical proportions?

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies?

The dead rising from the grave? (Forget about The Walking Dead. For now, at least.)

Dogs and cats living together?

And the pumpkin-lovers are (gasp) winning??

I'm in big trouble.

Even the chickens are turning on me...