Things I Still Don't Understand: The "Well, Yeah" Edition

 I love the weirdnesses in life -- and there are certainly plenty of them to think about. Here's the next edition of Things I Don't Understand: the ones that make you say, "Well, duhhh... of course."

Join me, won't you?

(There are so many, I'm running Part II later this week.)

I can do it in one... "Oopsies?"

                                             Tell Steve Martin that. 

Maybe sic the pitbulls on him??

And finally: