Tuesday, May 30, 2023

The Hollywood Western Bad Boy School

 


"Bad guys have always been my bag," Van Cleef said. "I look mean without even trying. Audiences just naturally hate me on screen. I could play a role in a tuxedo and people would think I was rotten. You can do much more with a villain part. Movies are full of leading men, most of whom aren't working. It's much harder to find a good villain."



We have a theory that there is (or was) a Western Bad Boy School -- Lee Van Cleef and Bruce Dern are the head professors. Robert J. Wilke and Jack Elam take their turns teaching, when they're not on set.

They give classes on Grimacing, Threatening, Looking Menacing, Laughing Evilly and How to Draw Your Gun Quickly - And Get Shot, Anyways. Warren Oates heads up the Stupid & Vicious subdivision. 

Graduates get special training in How to Appear to Be A Different Person -- even when they're featured in three or four episodes of the same show. John Anderson is the champ on this, appearing as everyone from a plain old ne're-do-well and near-blind ex-con, including a shining moment as Lucas McCain's former father-in-law, on The Rifleman...without being recognized! 

Sometimes, just to keep us guessing, he plays a Good Guy. 


I'm not angry because I'm not the leading man. Whatever they give me to do, I do. I don't want to be typed but I have learned a lesson in patience and resignation. If it's an anti-hero they want, I'm more than happy to oblige."

                                                                                 --Warren Oates

Monday, May 29, 2023

Things I Don't Understand: Kids!

 Time for another amazing episode of that strange and wonderful world of Things I Don't Understand. Only this time, it's those funny little (and big) goobers that make our life a wondrous thing. (Weird and sometimes inexplicable too...but that's a different story.) 


 P.S. Here's the Mom version of TIDU.

And here goes:















(I honestly never thought about this...but they're right.)













(Ours groans, too.)




Awwww....











Been there. Seen that.
 (And no, I didn't dare turn my back on the kids when we were in a museum.)



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And finally:



For our girlies, our son and our adopted son... Our treasures, with love. 





Sunday, May 28, 2023

Monday Stuff On the Way to Other Stuff: Quietly Working

 I'd love to tell you we're doing exciting things...but we're not. Granted, the trailer's a bit tidier. We've got clean clothes, several jobs completed, and a partly-planted garden. The reports are slowly getting finished up. Nothing going for Memorial Day -- our kids are busy, and other friends are, too. We do have a graduation party to attend (Congratulations, Evan!) -- and two Rockies specials** to consume, since the Rocks (barely) won last night. 

I guess that's something. 


**In Colorado, if the Rockies baseball team has more than 7 runs in a game, Taco Bell lets you buy 4 tacos for $2.00 the next day, between 4-6 p.m. It's called the 'Rockies Special,' but Taco Bell may offer it for other teams in other states. Who knows. Meanwhile:

Tina Turner's gone, at 83. A wonderful self-described 'rough' singer and dancer. Gutsy and beautiful.




A Medal of Honor winner during the Korean War, Luther Herschel Story's body, unidentified for decades, is finally laid to rest. Here's Mr. Story's story.

Things discovered in old churches -- surprise, surprise!

 The old-timey ways to 'catch a husband' -- at least according this antique post. Some might actually work! 

Is time travel real...and evidence is in these pieces of art?

Banana split icebox cake -- no bake! 

Beef drip sandwiches. (Courtesy of the Pioneer Woman)

Bacon cheeseburger slider bake. Yum. Speaking of eating...

A crocodile farm boss gets cornered -- and eaten by 40 of his own animals!

The actors who sued because their acting in Romeo and Juliet 50 years ago suddenly convinced them they were doing child porn -- their case got thrown out of court. Click on the link if you're curious why.


The NYC professor who's sure she's the victim of racism -- after being fired for trashing some students' exhibit, then threatening (and chasing) a reporter with a machete. Yep, that sure sounds racist to me...ironically, she wasn't fired until the reporter incident. Apparently trashing a pro-life exhibit, and spouting off swear words, is not only typical, but honorable for a professor. "Constructive criticism," another group called it. Yep...

'Constructively critiqued:' swear words, abuse and destroying students' display. That's how this NYC college professor showed tolerance and communication. My question: would she ever have been held accountable for this, if her actions hadn't been recorded... probably not. 

Old plane wrecks you can visit -- they're still there!

'Mizzy' interviews with Piers Morgan -- and doesn't look so good by the end.

'Just Stop Oil' protestors spray orange paint on themselves and the community garden they're standing in -- whereupon a lady watering plants waters THEM!  (Good for her.)

A free no-waste recipe book, courtesy of IKEA. (Their 'no-waste' omelette sounds a lot like my 'kitchen sink' version -- as in 'everything but the...') Thanks, Kristen at The Frugal Girl, for mentioning this.

This Texas oil man has some things to say about Congress, Washington and the national debt. 

'Tourons of Yellowstone:' an instagram account about stupid things people do in national parks.

A paralyzed man walks -- for the first time in 12 years! Thanks to electronic implants. Yay for science!

Here's how Black Lives Matter spent its money for 2022. (All nonprofits are required to report -- it's just that BLM doesn't always follow the rules promptly. Probably because they know people aren't going to be thrilled about their expenditures.) 

Update:  turns out only 33% of their expenditures actually went to charity -- the rest was 'salary' for board members and relatives. (Hey, they're worth it...right?)

The Biden administration has big plans for the Western states' use of water. Oh-oh. 

Historical backstabbers -- who deserved what they got.

A BLT pie? Yup, thanks to Betty Crocker. And easy, too.


A long look at four individuals (two married to each other now), their experience in medical school -- and where they're going, now they're transitioning from graduation into the medical field. Part I is here.  Then go on to Part II... and finally the current installment. This is fascinating reading, since three of the four owe student loans -- big-time. 

'I don't want to talk about it:' Nancy Pelosi's response to the Trump-Russia probe report.

In a similar mode -- 'Do as I say,' according to NAACP. 'Not as I do...'  Travel in Florida is 'hostile,' in spite of NAACP higher-ups, including the CHAIRMAN,  living and taking vacations there. Uh-huh. Right. "We haven't told anybody to leave," says the chairman. (He lives in Tampa.)

Another black lesbian commentator says Florida will be a "black terrorist state..." then she mentions that she and her family went there for Spring Break this year. Huh?

'Ethnic' dishes that are actually more American than anything. We are a country of such mixed nationalities that I'm not really surprised. P.S. I'm a 'mutt,' too.

A treasure trove of marble artifacts -- found on a shipwreck just outside Israel.


Have a good week. Eat a taco!



Thursday, May 25, 2023

Even If...

 A pledge.



reinforced by Pentetonix's "Hallejuah."



I am very grateful to the King, and His sacrifice for us.



Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Frugal Hits & Misses: May Report

    Compared to past years, we've had a surprisingly quiet month. I'm not sure exactly why -- but both of us seemed to crave quiet days and evenings. Unless it was important (or a client appraisal session), we generally limited our 30-minute trips to town just on Sundays. Even then, we'd fit in an errand or two before heading home. 

     It definitely paid off. We're regularly spending less than we're bringing in -- and that means more saved for projects looming in the near-future. We're not at the point that we don't have a penny to spare. We're also not afraid to go out to eat, or buy something slightly more upscale. (Like the kitchen faucet mentioned below, which was a very expensive piece -- if the Brick had paid retail, instead of ordering it via Amazon's Warehouse Deals. More than $250 saved - and it has a lifetime guarantee.) 

Sure, we could pay full price for a movie...but there's nothing we're aching to see. (Except maybe John Wick 4 -- that can wait for the small screen.) I can easily make a steak dinner or a fancy breakfast. It would taste just as good -- if not better -- than a restaurant version. And the Brick generally does the dishes! 

   Like others,  I enjoy cataloguing the especially good Hits in our life. But I also enjoy watching our credit card bills go down -- and our bank account up. I think we're going to stick to a quiet life for a while. Meanwhile, I'll continue to save for the next cruise or overseas trip.



FRUGAL HITS

*Rain -- lots of rain. Far more than we usually get. Wonderful.

*Plants on sale at Lowe's: the Memorial Day sale had hanging planters 2 for $20, perennials 2 for $10, and herbs 3 for $12. Got some tomatoes, too...and flowers for the girlies. (10% discount, because the Brick is a veteran.) I filled in with Walmart flowers for our friends' whiskey barrel planters and front deck, and made a little display by our lounge chairs. Warning: the perennials rang up at their regular price: $8.98. I had to go back days later to get this corrected. Make sure you check your receipts!

      I'm also rooting cuttings in water for new plants -- including geraniums and petunias. Tomatoes might be next. (Here's a helpful link.)


*Planted a small garden. Beans are in the 'garden tunnel' I got a few months ago -- so the silly deer don't eat them. (The deer already munched down a geranium I planted, though they ignored the marigolds and dianthus. The stinkers.) I put in a lot of greens, hopefully enough for both them and us. The tomatoes should be okay, and I deliberately bought herbs the deer don't care for: rosemary and lavender. (The oregano will have to take its chances.) I'll plant basil in a pot kept close to the fifth-wheel, and hope for the best.

It's still a bit more than $30 -- what I paid for it. A good deal, if it works.

*Took a few extra surveys, saved up my daily points-- and got a $25 giftcard for roughly $21.75 in Swagbucks. It's an early Father's Day present for the Brick. (You can do this, too -- and if you go through this link, you give me a little boost, as well. It's free, easy to do, and the points rack up quickly.)

*Sent in an order for free medical supplies. Every three months, we get an allowance for this via the Brick's Medicare plan. (Soon we'll be able to do it for me, too!)

*Soup from a friend -- and we took crackers and beer to a fajitas meal invite from friends.

*The Brick moved the birdfeeder outside the fifth-wheel. The birds have been having fun tussling over it -- and nearly flying into our window. In fact, we've been treated to "the Brick menagerie:" birds at the feeder, a wild turkey picking up seed underneath -- and a group of deer grazing nearby. I put the hummingbird feeder up as well, so they can get in on the fun.

Move on. Nothin' to see...


 

*Bought a painting! Walter Dendy Sadler's work reminded me so much of the Augustus Egg story paintings I lived with, when I was a grad student. (They were on the walls of the home I took care of; Egg was a well-known Victorian painter...and a friend of Dickens.)  

At least I can live with and enjoy this piece: 'A Little Mortgage.' Thanks to some negotiation, it was at a price I could afford.

You can see a collection of Egg's work here. Here are some of Sadler's works -- he's quite a droll artist. Researching him was a lot of fun. 

*The Brick fixed a bunch of things, including replacing the screen on the front door (that Ruby roared through one day), replacing the kitchen faucet with a much nicer version (works better now) and fixing a very persistent leak on the kitchen sink. He also replaced an exterior outlet that a bird was insisting could include her nest. (Final score, after much fussing and yanking twigs out: Brick 1, Mama Bird 0.) He helped overhaul our friends' tractor, and spent 5+ hours mowing their very large property. Two mowings in less than 3 weeks? Thank the rain. 

    He also drove regularly for a local church that helps adults with disabilities, and did several errands for the pastor and his wife. (Yes, he is that kind of thoughtful guy.)

*Grocery buys:  free Pop-Tarts; 99-cent bags of tomatoes, apples and limes** (King Soopers); 97-cent half-gallon milk and 8 oz Swiss cheese slices; 4-for-$19.99 meats (originally $9-14 each), with an additional 30% off. (Safeway); $3.55 roast chickens and several other marked-down items (Walmart - just happened to stop by at just the right time). I made a pact with myself to use up canned goods, and start clearing out the freezer -- so I honestly haven't shopped much. (One of the Easter hams has been our main source of protein all month.) Fresh veggies, other than sale stuff, have taken a side step. This will change as fresh summer produce comes into play.

**Getting 4-6 pieces in a bag, instead of 1 or 2, is okay with me! The tomatoes were especially welcome, and lasted nearly all month.

*Made bread, cinnamon rolls, apple crisp and cookies. The oven's heat kept the trailer warm, and I didn't buy as many of these items. 

*FINALLY got the Red Robin $25 bonus bucks credit I should have had back in December. Only it's $20, not $25. Hey, it only took 5 or 6 tries... we also took advantage of a BOGO 50% special.

*Gave away a few books. 



*Some appraisals done -- and several large reports close to finished. It's always a relief to get these taken care of.

*The Brick went on a men's retreat for our original church - Creekside Bible. He especially enjoyed the shooting matches. (We have a lot of hunters around here.)

*Put stuff in the Amazon cart -- took it out. Put stuff in...took it out.

*BOGO sale at the library used book room. Videos and adult books for a buck...or $1.50 ? Kids' books 25 cents each? Yes, please! Not only did I get several items for us, but some baby shower presents. The present box is restocked, as well. I spent more than usual this month, but it was worth it.

*Thrift shop buys: a Father's Day present for the Brick. (I've been dying to give it to him early, but have resisted, so far.) Branded, seasons #1 and #2, which makes it the complete series -- $5 each. Three t-shirts, quality brands $5 and $7 -- except they were 50% off that price. (A few dresses were also 50% off. One of those went to a friend.) A bunch of 50-cent birthday cards. A 'new,' badly-needed leather purse $8, with five chapsticks (and a condom!!) hidden inside. (10-20% taken off the total, as well, because I'm considered a senior now.)

That Chuck -- what a cutie.

Mother's Day goodies:  The kids were very kind. I loved a beautiful tulip bouquet and a huge chocolate bar, pea and dahlia plants -- and a travel mug emblazoned with Bigfoot carrying a Colorado motif. (Weird, but cute). A favorite book, and a pretty little triple vase. (See it above.) We were also treated to a lovely supper by the kids.   The sweethearts.



FRUGAL MISSES

*Library books and DVDs are checked out now for THREE MONTHS. (Okay, that's actually a Hit.) Our old library has closed, and is moving into the new building directly in front of it. The new library will open in late August. That's all well and good, but I have been using the study rooms to meet appraisal clients. Either my schedule's going to slow wayyy down (it often does in the summer months), or I have to find a new meeting place.

*The library returned cash I'd accidentally left in a book -- sooo nice of them! (I sent a card and a little present as thanks for helping this doofus.)

*The phone bill went up -- considerably. We've got a beefy insurance bill hovering in the wings. The Brick negotiated the bill down for the phone -- as well as Sirius, which quietly tried to QUADRUPLE our monthly charge. (It didn't work.)

April's report is here, and May's report from last year is here. And May 2021, too. 

And now for a (hopefully) calm summer that's not tooo hot.




Don't Get Discouraged...

 one was too big, one was too small...